Fan-made. Game day, the lot, and eight games set in it.
THE FULL SCHEDULE
THE ARCADE · SEASON ONE
ANDREWANDREWVS.DANIELLE
DANIELLETable Smash
ANDREW'S PLANJump off the roof of the van and through a folding table. Five times.
DANIELLE'S POINT“The sheriff banned this in 2018.”
Bowling Ball Shot
ANDREW'S PLANDrink cherry liqueur out of a bowling ball every time she turns her back.
DANIELLE'S POINT“Two thirds of a shot is still a shot.”
Ketchup & Mustard
ANDREW'S PLANHold up a plain burger and let a van full of people fix it. From the roof.
DANIELLE'S POINT“That was a white shirt.”
Opening Night
ANDREW'S PLANHit every party between the lot and the gate of the new stadium.
DANIELLE'S POINT“Kickoff is at 8:15. I have the tickets.”
The Walk to the Car
DANIELLE'S PLANGet him across the lot and into the car before the lights go out.
ANDREW'S POINT“We had them. We HAD them.”
Hood Cooking
ANDREW'S PLANMake lunch on a hand saw, a shovel, an army helmet and a rake.
DANIELLE'S POINT“Has anyone ever washed that shovel?”
Dizzy Bat
ANDREW'S PLANTen spins on the bat, then a dead sprint at a folding table.
DANIELLE'S POINT“That is not what a bat is for.”
Snow Day
ANDREW'S PLANShovel out the stadium for twenty dollars an hour.
DANIELLE'S POINT“Lift with your legs.”
MORE THAN GAMES
The Lot
The bowling ball, the ketchup and mustard, the hand saw, the tables, and the rules at the new place. What is real, with sources.
Put your own two in
Swap in two names and two faces and every game stars them. It all stays on your phone. Nothing is uploaded.
Based on a true story, mostly. The rituals are real ones from the tailgates on Abbott Road in Orchard Park: cherry liqueur from the thumb hole of a bowling ball since 1990, and a ketchup-and-mustard dousing about 90 minutes before kickoff. And yes, the bowling ball shot really did end up on Canadian television.